By DY_nasty Go To Posthttp://hotepnation.com/shop/beverages/hotep-homemade-woke-water/Woke water, but for 125??? I'm Shleep!
125 dollars
WAT
"Each bottle of Hotep *Homemade Woke Water was taken from our sacred Hotep temple mantle with white satin contamination-free gloves and placed on a velvet pillow that sits on top of a pedestal.
A team of 50 Hoteps inspected your Hotep Homemade Woke Water, prayed over it with the holiest of prayers to ensure the highest possible levels of wokeness before mailing."
A team of 50 Hoteps inspected your Hotep Homemade Woke Water, prayed over it with the holiest of prayers to ensure the highest possible levels of wokeness before mailing."
By DY_nasty Go To Post"Each bottle of Hotep *Homemade Woke Water was taken from our sacred Hotep temple mantle with white satin contamination-free gloves and placed on a velvet pillow that sits on top of a pedestal.
A team of 50 Hoteps inspected your Hotep Homemade Woke Water, prayed over it with the holiest of prayers to ensure the highest possible levels of wokeness before mailing."
By DY_nasty Go To Post"Each bottle of Hotep *Homemade Woke Water was taken from our sacred Hotep temple mantle with white satin contamination-free gloves and placed on a velvet pillow that sits on top of a pedestal.
A team of 50 Hoteps inspected your Hotep Homemade Woke Water, prayed over it with the holiest of prayers to ensure the highest possible levels of wokeness before mailing."
Hahaha
By Trey Go To PostI'd pay 10 dollars to watch the process that goes into the woke water.
Hoteps are something I will fully ignored until this summer. I think I should have kept it there sometimes.
By DY_nasty Go To Post"Each bottle of Hotep *Homemade Woke Water was taken from our sacred Hotep temple mantle with white satin contamination-free gloves and placed on a velvet pillow that sits on top of a pedestal.how much shipping and handling, is it more b/c of the white man took our land in africa and named it France?
A team of 50 Hoteps inspected your Hotep Homemade Woke Water, prayed over it with the holiest of prayers to ensure the highest possible levels of wokeness before mailing."
By Mrs. Manky Go To PostHotep water needs more alkaline, so it can keep you from having your period.
lmfao. I forgot that was a thing with them.
By DY_nasty Go To Post"Each bottle of Hotep *Homemade Woke Water was taken from our sacred Hotep temple mantle with white satin contamination-free gloves and placed on a velvet pillow that sits on top of a pedestal.There's a joke to be made here about how many Hoteps it takes to accomplish any one task
A team of 50 Hoteps inspected your Hotep Homemade Woke Water, prayed over it with the holiest of prayers to ensure the highest possible levels of wokeness before mailing."
By Convas Go To PostThere's a joke to be made here about how many Hoteps it takes to accomplish any one taskhow many hoteps does it take to get to the moon?
we are already there, beloved
Stop hating on $125 water because an unnamed company has $1000 water in the pipeline with proceeds going to charity.
This barbershop so what haircut do y'all get? What are your preferred clipper settings?
I need the 1 on top/sides and the 0 everywhere else to give me that good bald fade.
This barbershop so what haircut do y'all get? What are your preferred clipper settings?
I need the 1 on top/sides and the 0 everywhere else to give me that good bald fade.
By Furyous Go To PostThis barbershop so what haircut do y'all get? What are your preferred clipper settings?Shaved head. Thick beard. Well..until last week. Felt like mowing the beard down randomly. Regretted it immediately lol..
I need the 1 on top/sides and the 0 everywhere else to give me that good bald fade.
By Furyous Go To PostStop hating on $125 water because an unnamed company has $1000 water in the pipeline with proceeds going to charity.Shaved head
This barbershop so what haircut do y'all get? What are your preferred clipper settings?
I need the 1 on top/sides and the 0 everywhere else to give me that good bald fade.
Beard. Sides and cheeks 9mm and 13mm for the beard for the clipper setings
By Furyous Go To PostThis barbershop so what haircut do y'all get? What are your preferred clipper settings?
I need the 1 on top/sides and the 0 everywhere else to give me that good bald fade.
Shaved head.
Shaved cheeks. My beard grows up to my eyes if I let it be :|
Faded beard down to 9-12mm on the chin.
By Gattsu25 Go To PostI just get a low cut caesar and keep my facial hair down with clippers. Nothing special.
Same, but I keep my neck silky smooth with my bevel. Hope the wife gets me a bevel trimmer for christmas.
By DY_nasty Go To Postyou guys believe in barbershop stereotypes right?
i know i'm not alone
I miss my old barbershop back home ;_;
By YungMagus Go To PostI miss my old barbershop back home ;_;Home barbershops are never replaced.
I go to a beauty school to get my hair done. Clearly, I enjoy living life on the edge.
It's so much cheaper to get braids, twists, and the like.
It's so much cheaper to get braids, twists, and the like.
By DY_nasty Go To PostWait how old are you?DY. I’m 38 years young fam.
By DY_nasty Go To PostHome barbershops are never replaced.
Only had three barbers my entire life.
By diehard Go To PostWent 30 years with only my mom cutting my hair. Let's just say im not a fan of my hair now.You still haven't lived the good life.
Get your hair cut at a supercuts by one of them white girls that has never seen hair curlier than a 2a. You'll just want to go bald when you see what they do to your edges.
By DY_nasty Go To PostHome barbershops are never replaced.
Double if you black and move from home to go to uni.
Quad if you in a different country across the globe
By gotemrunnin Go To PostDY. I’m 38 years young fam.the fuck i thought you were younger than me lol
By Gattsu25 Go To PostYou still haven't lived the good life.still shook
Get your hair cut at a supercuts by one of them white girls that has never seen hair curlier than a 2a. You'll just want to go bald when you see what they do to your edges.
i'll never forget how powerless and helpless i was in that supercuts chair
"janet, take a look at this. i cut waves in his hair"
kill me god
By DY_nasty Go To Postyou guys believe in barbershop stereotypes right?Lived that
i know i'm not alone
Then i left Africa
I had a good barber here in Sweden. Was fun, they served sandwiches so they could call it a restaurant and serve booze as well. Water damage killed it. Still haven't found a new one :(
By DY_nasty Go To Postthe fuck i thought you were younger than me lolhe's a legit family man breh
By Gattsu25 Go To PostYou still haven't lived the good life.
Get your hair cut at a supercuts by one of them white girls that has never seen hair curlier than a 2a. You'll just want to go bald when you see what they do to your edges.
*raises hand*
I've been the cheap fuck that comes in for the $5 special and gets weird looks. They couldn't technically refuse service. Came in with pictures and youtube videos. Surprisingly she was able to keep up. Never went back because they lacked black hair care products.
By YungMagus Go To PostDouble if you black and move from home to go to uni.
Quad if you in a different country across the globe
freshman year i took the bus 2 hrs home every saturday morning when we had an away football game, and then about every 2 weeks spring semester just to get a haircut. then i rode back up 2 hrs in the afternoon in time to party.
soph year to graduation i had an afro except for summer vacation
By Trey Go To PostOnly had three barbers my entire life.
i've had 2. was almost a 3rd when my mom decided she could do a better job for free one time after my barber raised prices like $2. that afternoon we went to the barbershop for him to fix it.