By Kidjr Go To PostJust change the angle you ejaculate inside your partner. Like make sure you nut into the vaginal wall. If you cum hard enough every single sperm should die on impact.
lol
lmao
at what age did you take your kids on a plane? my wife wants to go see her sister later this year and then go see my parents. I'm hesitant to travel with my daughter because my left ear is fucked, I went to an audiologist and did a bunch of tests and she asked me if I was in the military because she's only seen this type of damage from that. then her follow up was if I was if I go to a lot of concerts close to the stage without wearing ear plugs.
never did either but I know from when I was a newborn my parents always took me to Puerto Rico every summer, and flying always causes me extreme pain in my ears so I'm wondering if that's what damaged my ear to this point.
at what age did you take your kids on a plane? my wife wants to go see her sister later this year and then go see my parents. I'm hesitant to travel with my daughter because my left ear is fucked, I went to an audiologist and did a bunch of tests and she asked me if I was in the military because she's only seen this type of damage from that. then her follow up was if I was if I go to a lot of concerts close to the stage without wearing ear plugs.
never did either but I know from when I was a newborn my parents always took me to Puerto Rico every summer, and flying always causes me extreme pain in my ears so I'm wondering if that's what damaged my ear to this point.
By Kidjr Go To PostJust change the angle you ejaculate inside your partner. Like make sure you nut into the vaginal wall. If you cum hard enough every single sperm should die on impact.
By Kidjr Go To PostJust change the angle you ejaculate inside your partner. Like make sure you nut into the vaginal wall. If you cum hard enough every single sperm should die on impact.What in the world
Glad the kid is doing alright Fender. That situation is scar as hell.
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By Kidjr Go To PostJust change the angle you ejaculate inside your partner. Like make sure you nut into the vaginal wall. If you cum hard enough every single sperm should die on impact.
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Sperm cells are really easily damaged, it's advance level sex sure because you need know you're hitting 35mph on the ejac but once you get through a few scares and become a pro at it
By reilo Go To Post"Kidjr, I'm pregnant"
"Impossible, I reached 36.5mph"
Relio pls, after years of practise coupled with the quint and leg go quickly before reposition myself I'm confident Im over 45 mph
By reilo Go To PostHow many "I'm pregnant"s did you leave on read 😂
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By Kidjr Go To PostMy wife refused to give our kids grapes because she heard of so many chocking horror stories
My wife still cuts grapes for them and I was making fun of her and the he chokes on some innocuous shot because he didn’t chew enough in a big bite
By reilo Go To Post
😂😂
Daughter wants more and more milk every feeding and my wife wanted to try formula because she’s not sure she’ll be able to keep up with the demand
I’ve never seen a real life human vomit so much
She’s been like that Team America scene all night 😔
I’ve never seen a real life human vomit so much
She’s been like that Team America scene all night 😔
By Rob Go To PostDaughter wants more and more milk every feeding and my wife wanted to try formula because she’s not sure she’ll be able to keep up with the demand
I’ve never seen a real life human vomit so much
She’s been like that Team America scene all night 😔
Damn
Has your wife considered pumping or was that part of the demand discussion?
She pumps now cuz my daughter doesn’t really latch on when trying to breast feed. At night, she just keeps drinking and drinking. She’ll drink a whole 4 ounces and still show signs of hunger.
Her sister came to visit and it’s funny cuz over the phone everyone is the baby whisperer with all their easy fixes to calm her down. Once that clock hits 2200, she ain’t calming down until 0500 and they got to realize that first hand last night.
Her sister came to visit and it’s funny cuz over the phone everyone is the baby whisperer with all their easy fixes to calm her down. Once that clock hits 2200, she ain’t calming down until 0500 and they got to realize that first hand last night.
By reilo Go To PostSoft cummers do not try at home
how am i supposed to respect you after this post
Pediatrician said we can start giving my daughter 1-2 ounces of water a day.
Everything I read online before from what seem to be legit sources (not momsknowbest.com) has said water before six months is not a good idea.
Everything I read online before from what seem to be legit sources (not momsknowbest.com) has said water before six months is not a good idea.
By Rob Go To PostPediatrician said we can start giving my daughter 1-2 ounces of water a day.I differ to the actual doctor and not my Google-Fu when it came to my daughter.
Everything I read online before from what seem to be legit sources (not momsknowbest.com) has said water before six months is not a good idea.
Now for my own health Google-Fu is an option 😂
Yea I don’t wanna be one of those parents that think they know better than someone who went to school and has been doing the job for years, but I just thought it was odd.
By Rob Go To PostYea I don’t wanna be one of those parents that think they know better than someone who went to school and has been doing the job for years, but I just thought it was odd.an once is pretty much nothing must be a reason why they suggesting it.
For the most part the idea is that giving babies water will stunt their feeding..
You can also do formula introduction slowly. My daughter had to have the sensitive stomach formula and even then we would do like 3/4 breat and 1/4 formula and increased the ratio.
I’ve now successfully taught both my children to swim. Teaching them to ride bikes felt more rewarding even though it was far easier to teach. Not sure why.
My son can jump in and swim to the opposite e d of the pool on his own now and also tread water. My daughter is a year and a half older but has been swimming well for several years now. Son took longer.
I promised him if he learned this summer I would take him to a water park.
Wild Rivers Irvine here we go
My son can jump in and swim to the opposite e d of the pool on his own now and also tread water. My daughter is a year and a half older but has been swimming well for several years now. Son took longer.
I promised him if he learned this summer I would take him to a water park.
Wild Rivers Irvine here we go
Still working on swimming. Bike took 3 days and he was out here thinking he was Matt Hoffman.
I’m pretty much the only one in my family that can swim lol
I’m pretty much the only one in my family that can swim lol
Yeah my daughter and son both took about 3 days to learn to ride a bike with those glider bikes. I didn’t buy the glider, just took pedals off …
Swimming is hard tho. That first time sucking water in by accident scares them. I also think floaties are a hinderance. They can’t learn to use arms well with them on.
Both my kids learned after I ripped them off and had them practice where they can stand.
My daughter is now learning freestyle well but my son is just doing the frog like butterfly and I’m OK
Big positive is if he falls in I know he can make it to a side
Swimming is hard tho. That first time sucking water in by accident scares them. I also think floaties are a hinderance. They can’t learn to use arms well with them on.
Both my kids learned after I ripped them off and had them practice where they can stand.
My daughter is now learning freestyle well but my son is just doing the frog like butterfly and I’m OK
Big positive is if he falls in I know he can make it to a side
This summer, we taught our daughter how to navigate in the water. Probably next year she will learn how to proper swim.
We bought her one of those henshin bikes that start as a strider and has pedals you attach later. Worked like a charm
We bought her one of those henshin bikes that start as a strider and has pedals you attach later. Worked like a charm
Any time my daughter goes to sleep and no other chores need to be done, I get on my PC thinking I can finally play
…and then she wakes up
But if I just leave her on my chest playing Xbox/PlayStation she’ll be knocked out for hours.
…and then she wakes up
But if I just leave her on my chest playing Xbox/PlayStation she’ll be knocked out for hours.
By Rob Go To PostAny time my daughter goes to sleep and no other chores need to be done, I get on my PC thinking I can finally play
…and then she wakes up
But if I just leave her on my chest playing Xbox/PlayStation she’ll be knocked out for hours.
How old?
By Rob Go To PostJust turned 3 months like a week ago
3-4 months you can consider sleep training and letting the child self sooth and cry back to sleep
It is a game changer.
I tried and lost that battle to Tik Tok
By blackace Go To Postlol Good luck stopping a mother who wants to do something.
I told her no 😂😂😂
Your grave. 😂
My in laws still have to put their 7 year old down and it takes like 40 minutes.
Conversely my neighbor thanked us after a year of hell.
All that said most literature I’ve read recommends 4 months
Good luck 😂
My in laws still have to put their 7 year old down and it takes like 40 minutes.
Conversely my neighbor thanked us after a year of hell.
All that said most literature I’ve read recommends 4 months
Good luck 😂
i tried Fender
every one we know said to do it. but she watched a video with some "doctor" saying that it causes trauma
every one we know said to do it. but she watched a video with some "doctor" saying that it causes trauma
By Rob Go To Posti tried Fender
every one we know said to do it. but she watched a video with some "doctor" saying that it causes trauma
Lmao my in laws watched that too. Their kids sleep like shit and always have hahah
It’s like a week of “trauma” they’ll never remember
By Rob Go To Posti tried FenderTalk to her instead of telling her. Still under 4 months if you guys want to go that route.
every one we know said to do it. but she watched a video with some "doctor" saying that it causes trauma
Anyways, a lot of stuff is out of your control at this stage so be convincing 😂
btw we didn't sleep train and it isn't as bad as Fender's in laws, my daughter sleeps great.
Yes it’s definitely not a surety at all and my in laws definitely do t help the issue in plenty of ways … fuckin hippies
My neighbors didn’t start until a year in. It’s harder but can still be done
My neighbors didn’t start until a year in. It’s harder but can still be done
By Smokey Go To Postall that hollering and crying definitely wasn't flying in my house my wife shut that down quick lolYou didn't tell her how shit was going down? 😱
Different things work for different kids.
What worked with my first kid was the pick up put down method where if he cried a lot pick him up and then....put him down again once he has settled. It wasn't easy but after a few days he was OK.
So far my second has been really easy to settle and we haven't really had to do anything special. Maybe our experience with the first meant that we had created a good sleeping environment so this time it was easy but its probably just luck.
White noise and black out blinds seem to help
What worked with my first kid was the pick up put down method where if he cried a lot pick him up and then....put him down again once he has settled. It wasn't easy but after a few days he was OK.
So far my second has been really easy to settle and we haven't really had to do anything special. Maybe our experience with the first meant that we had created a good sleeping environment so this time it was easy but its probably just luck.
White noise and black out blinds seem to help
By blackace Go To PostYou didn't tell her how shit was going down? 😱
she couldn't take hearing her child doing all that, and frankly, neither could i just wanted to fukn sleep
By Smokey Go To Postshe couldn't take hearing her child going doing all that, and frankly, neither could i just wanted to fukn sleepIt's what it is. Like I said, mothers basically run that.
I have booked flights that work around my daughters naps man. The gremlin she turns into when she misses one urgh.
How you getting on Rob?
How you getting on Rob?
Sleep training never happened but she goes to sleep better at night, with me at least. The whole time every one told me "enjoy each phase because it goes by so fast" and I'm just thinking yea whatever, that's what everyone says.
but she's gonna be 5 months in a few days and I barely remember her being 5.1lbs when she was born. She was 24inches and 14lbs when we when the the pediatrician for her 4 month checkup.
but she's gonna be 5 months in a few days and I barely remember her being 5.1lbs when she was born. She was 24inches and 14lbs when we when the the pediatrician for her 4 month checkup.
My wife's new PCP told her to stop breastfeeding. That it's 2023 and there's no need to when we have formula and stuff.
He's also my PCP, and I did like him before...but now I'm re-considering.
He's also my PCP, and I did like him before...but now I'm re-considering.